it’s a secret

Yes the rouse is in play. You’ve read of the “fans” trying to convince the team to vacate their spot and other general nonsense to ensure the competition isn’t aware of what is really happening. However after todays behind-closed-doors match, the plan is coming together. Obviously it’s all part of a secret plan not to let anyone know how good we are. Makes you almost feel sorry for teams the like of Germany…

That being said, in high security today the squad faced Cuba in a test match and won handily 4-1 using three separate squads of equal time. Trying to emphasize the needy offensive attack Coach Hickersberger paired at striker Marc Janko (FC Salzburg) and Sanel Kuljic (FK Austria Wien) in group 1, Erwin “The Hoff” Hoffer with Stefan Maierhofer (both of SK Rapid Wien) in group 2 and Roman Kienast (Ham-Kam Fotball and Roland Linz (SC Braga) group 3.

In group 1 Sanel Kuljic scored, while the second group provided goals from René Aufhauser and The Hoff. In the third group René Aufhauser added another.